Careers

We are always hiring. Requirements: must believe that the Floating Crocodile Decoy is an important product. Must be comfortable with the word “affiliate.” Must not require a salary above our current per-employee annual compensation, which at our revenue level is $0.00.

Benefits include: a share of our affiliate revenue (to be divided equally among all employees), the satisfaction of knowing you work at the Best Amazon Affiliate Site Ever, and a 10% discount on nothing because we do not sell anything directly.

To apply, purchase something through one of our affiliate links and send us a screenshot. This is not a formal application process. We do not have a formal application process.